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You wouldn't believe how much some of those portraits were worth in commissions.. The dick tree in that album features a guy called AK and he gave me 1.6BTC to draw his dick the biggest of them all.. Bitcoin was around $400 USD back then..

I've not got anything other than my word and art to back it up but I have a sneaky suspicion I might be the highest paid dick doodler in crypto when I was in my prime.