BETTER THAN AN AMBULANCE ALARM-My First Entry (Comedy Open Mic Round 27)

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

Sometimes, I keep imagining to myself, why 92% of the ladies, always screams during sex. Seriously, the ambulances shouldn't bother to get the Sirens Alarm Sounder. There voice (ladies) can be substituted.

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That's how my close friend, who was claiming to be a good boy. Got his ass exposed like a wind blowing off the roof of a house.


The sirens, they can scream for Africa.. There mouth is home theater, they will be screaming, your neighbors will have no choice than to come to the reality that you are screwing a Town Crier.

And they will be knocking on your door. Shouting

Kunle, please take it easy, your neighbors are trying to sleep, while some are reading. Are you guys having a wrestling match?

If you were Kunle. What would be your defense to your neighbors?

I do nominate @prettyjules158 and @deandaniel for an entry into comedyopenmic

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