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You could go check out Moose Factory here, in the Northerny parts. Closer to Santa

Dude I could be like Canadian Santa Clause and McGuyver had a baby. Making all kinds of gadgets out of maple leaves to get out of tricky situations. Wow, I could seriously take over the market for Canadian reality television shows with one fucking idea. I'm a genius.

Make sure when your igloo is built you have a guest room add on.

Oh you mean episode one? "How to build a guest room out of maple leaves for when you have company visit your igloo."

Leaves* Tell those pals to learn how to spell bud, fuckin eh?

That has been long discussed on the history of the team and the wording, in the lore of hockey annals, believe you me.