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Pumpkins are squash. :) you could try trellising it too... unless they're giant pumpkins! Hahaha

Bahaha right they are. That sounds like a fantastic idea, will help with the airflow too.

Hahah
And no weird discoloration from being on the ground. Ooooo I hope you do it!

Will take some inginuity with how large they are already, but I'll MacGyver something and write a post about it. :)