Scientific answers are better...

While talking with an old friend today, suddenly the conversation turned to hair.

Friend: "Why?"
Me: Uh...
Friend: "Of all of the hundred or so people I know, why are you the one that got to keep his hair?"
Me: ...genetics?
Friend: "Oh, fuck you and your science answers! You have a Masters in Theology not some damn science!"
Me: ...God?
Friend: "Oh, shit. Never...mind."

And that right there folks is why science answers are better!