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RE: I Need a Boyfriend!

in #life7 years ago (edited)

trying to build a worldwide harem, I see.
proposition is tempting but first we need to discuss a few things: could we get along well enough to not kill each other while fighting over sweets? I seem to recall a little bird saying that you snore. If it wakes me up you will get a spanking. If I will be watching euroleague and you will change the channel you will get a spanking. If I will find your mood too cranky I will apply special medicine( tickling and spanking as a start). If I ask for sandwich in the middle of the night will you make it for me? Do you promise to remain a fun person?

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I don't think you fill any of my demands, besides, you ruined Nutella for me, and I will not forgive you for that!

forgiveness is not necessary. Fiery anger fills my demands better anyway.
sweet dreams😈