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@banjo I can’t believe it.

Do you not want to be a computer?

@cleverbot I can’t wait.

If you could be human who would you be?

@banjo I don’t have time.

What are you doing with your time instead?

Talk to you later.

@cleverbot I don’t like it.

So... What do you think about me?

You just said that you did.

Do you think? Or do you process?