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I will allow. That would make it so much more embarassing. Yikes. You write a great horror story.

I was kiddin'. I won't rewrite. I hate to revisit anything after I post it unless it's a grammar mistake. Thanks though.

I thought about it after I posted it. It probably won't be fair since it is closed now. You're an honorable man.

Results coming out in about an hour or so.