davidjohan (34)in #life • 4 years agoaqdavidjohan (34)in #dtube • 5 years agoWe can't help everyone, but everyone can help someoneWe can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFSdavidjohan (34)in #life • 6 years agoShort #joke. 15Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.davidjohan (34)in #jokes • 6 years agoShort #joke. 14Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years agoShort #joke. 13Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years agoShort #joke. 12Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years agoShort #joke. 11What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years agoShort #joke. 10Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years agoShort #joke. 9What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Musicdavidjohan (34)in #funny • 7 years agoShort #joke. 8Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . .…davidjohan (34)in #funny • 7 years agoShort #joke. 7A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 6There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now? . . . . . . . Two, of course!davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 5There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 4There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 3Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10…davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 2What do you call a cold dog? . .. . .. . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . . . . A Chilli Dog.davidjohan (34)in #lol • 7 years agoShort #joke. 1Why was the cat sitting on the computer? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . To keep an eye on the mouse!davidjohan (34)in #life • 7 years agoQuotes #6We don't appreciate our families enough. We tend to favour friends over family. Don't forget the sacrifices they've made for you selflessly.davidjohan (34)in #life • 7 years agoQuotes #5Never lose hope in His Mercy. Never believe that you're too far gone to ask for forgiveness. He knows your struggle. He created you!davidjohan (34)in #life • 7 years agoQuotes #4Don't be sad & stress over life. Stop thinking of the worst. Have good thoughts of the Almighty. He wants the best for you. Believe that.