deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 5 years ago • NoneHave you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 5 years ago • NoneFurious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies…deceth (46)in #life • 5 years ago • NoneAlligators are cool dudes.Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the…deceth (46)in #life • 5 years ago • NoneLiving inside a volcano sucks.Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneHey man, who wants a FREE Rusty Android?Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will…deceth resteemedpacolimited (60)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneLord Arianthus GiveawayHello fellow victims, It's time for another giveaway. This time it's the most used card of the game. I think. Or at…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneI'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneMy Vampires spend all day brushing their teeth and going to the dentist.Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneSeriously someone take my useless Rusty Android #2Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneThat Bagel is EvilDear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneFollow me for sloths and world domination!Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneSharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneSomebody take my useless Sea Genie.Dear minions, What the hell is a Sea Genie?! I mean, seriously. It lives inside a lantern and you've got to rub the…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneHey man, sharks are cool dudes.Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneSeriously, someone take my Rusty Android!Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone…deceth (46)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneI've never been eaten by an alligator.Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneFREE Rusty Android. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf…deceth resteemedjamesndungu (61)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago • NoneSTEEM Monsters Cards GIVEAWAY! (Gold Card Included) Follow the simple rules to be entered!This post is my 1st Steem giveaway! These giveaways will be done weekly & monthly to give back to my followers, I…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneSteem Monsters Rusty Android Giveaway. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf…deceth (46)in #christmas • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneYou're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch.Dear minions, If you're feeling green, remember it could be worse. You could be green. The End.
