delaxy (33)in #meme • 6 years ago • NoneTHERE'S NO SAINT ACTUALLY BUT HERE IS A QUESTION!!!If your life was a movie, would you watch it with your parents?delaxy (33)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneTRY TO STAND UP ON YOUR FEET TOO!!! DON'T JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR MIRACLES TO COME TO YOU.No school, No career, No job, No talent, Just phone, tattoos, leggings, High waist jeans and crop top, Yet you want to…delaxy (33)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneAVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH!!! It's very badI was sleeping in church last sunday and the usher woke me up... Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next…delaxy (33)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneINSTRUCTIONS OF HOME MADE PEANUT BUTTER AND CUSTARDGuys, I got visitors coming to my house and I wanted to cook everything on my own since they think I can't cook, but I…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneALCOHOL NEWS LOOOLLLL!!!!WELCOME TO ALCOHOL NEWS. Two men got hit by a car near a house called Castle at Savana street. Mrs Hennessy states…delaxy (33)in #cars • 7 years ago • NoneWOW!!! THIS CARS ARE COOL, THEY WILL LOOK SUPER COOL WHEN DRIVEN BY MY MOM;)There is a company which succeeded in making fastest electric cars, but there are just these two which i don't know…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneGOVERNMENT LAWS ARE NOT STABLE...If government finds out that you have minerals in your compound, it's theirs not yours If they find weed weed…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneYOU WILL BE APPLYING FOR BEING SINGLE IF YOU DO THIS LOL!!!When you chat with your partner and he/she does not reply when you say "I love you", Send another one saying "sorry…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneWOMEN WHO EAT SOIL SHOCK ME.Maybe those women who eat soil had abortion, so they are building tombstone for their children, soon they will be…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneI WISH GOD COULD TEST ME WITH A MILLION TO SEE IF I WON'T DO BAD THINGSI wonder if my ancestors don't feel ashamed when other ancestors give their children millionsdelaxy (33)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago • NoneI GUESS I GOTTA LEARN WHEN TO MAKE MY NEEDS MY FIRST PRIORITYIt's sad how we do things that will please others because we put their feelings before ours forgetting the impact it…delaxy (33)in #motivation • 7 years ago • NoneNEVER ALLOW NEGATIVITY DRAG YOU DOWNFailure will never overtake me because my determination to succeed is strong enoughdelaxy (33)in #story • 7 years ago • NoneWho is guilty?A man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them he just went back to…delaxy (33)in #in • 7 years ago • NoneLegendThey may create as many best phones they can, but this one cannot be replaced, Battery last for 2 weeks and it…delaxy (33)in #hello • 7 years ago • NoneIS SCHOOL WORTH SPENDING HALF OF YOUR LIFE FOR?Many people spend most of their time studying, not sleeping, busy programming their minds. I do not know about where…