goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • None5 milesI named my dog "5 miles", so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneDoing nothingWho says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneSkillsI'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneShapeI'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneClockQ: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneBirth certificateWhy won't Obama release his real birth certificate? He accidently smoked it.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneTV showWhat is Barack Obamas favorite TV show? Game of Drones.goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NonePictureOne time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is…goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneGrow oldWe don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shawgoooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneOne look at this planetAfter one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' William S. Burroughsgoooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneHe who laughs last"He who laughs last didn't get the joke." - Charles de Gaullegoooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneExperience"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience." - George Bernard Shawgoooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NonePresident"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrowgoooood (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneDog’s IQ"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you…goooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneJay Leno“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.” – Jay Lenogoooood (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneOne advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." - Franklin P. Jonesgoooood (34)in #halloween • 7 years ago • NoneHappy Halloweengoooood (34)in #introduceyouself • 7 years ago • NoneGOOOOODHi everyone Let me introduce myself for short. My name is Daniel. I work for a famous company. We develop marketing…
