intrusivethinker (45)in #fun • 6 years ago • None"'NSFW' is really more like a quality label than a warning...""Fun and/or irritation incoming!" | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER . | Amused? Amazed? Aroused…intrusivethinker (45)in #ai • 6 years ago • None"Just one more reload on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com ...""...to dive deeper into these AI generated faces. Let the uncanny valley take you, until you won't even know anymore…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"I want to drink that boiling hot coffee in one decisive gulp.""Waky waky in no time." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER . | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? If you…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"People are 3D printers.""On several ends..." #whathasbeenread #youknowittobetrue | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER .…intrusivethinker (45)in #scary • 6 years ago • None"I should totally have an intensive look at Junji Ito's work before going to sleep.""Oh, that didn't go too well, did it? Maybe if you just look at some more the next night. Or you spoil yourself with…intrusivethinker (45)in #creepy • 6 years ago • None"I should buy the first end user device available that links my brain directly with the internet or an AI...""...and ruin my mind through a sloppy firmware update." #fearofmissingout #biohackerman…intrusivethinker (45)in #wtf • 6 years ago • None"I could put my thumbs on that guy's eyes and...""...push them into his skull, without anyone intervening until it's already too late. The same could be done to me.…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"Stand up and interrupt your colleagues' little chat with 'Ahh, you only say that, because you're unfit to procreate!...'""...'You aren't fooling anyone! Pathetic!' Then just sit down and stare into your computer screen."…intrusivethinker (45)in #funny • 6 years ago • None"The older I get, the more my life choices tend to be either 'why the f**k not?!" or "The hell no!'...""I might be onto something!" Wanna try that Absinthe from Eastern Europe? – Why the freaking hell not!? I always…intrusivethinker (45)in #creepy • 6 years ago • None"If a glass plate teleported between my head and my shoulders just for a hundredth of a second and then disappeared...""...would the effects of the decapitation be deadly or would the nerves of my spine still do their work?" |…intrusivethinker (45)in #wtf • 6 years ago • None"During Yoga class, gargle 'I can't take it anymore. Life is hell.' while performing the resting posture.""And then sit up and do your OM chant as usual." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER . | Amused…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"While the hairstylist is doing their job, rub your face against their hand. Gently.""Because feedback is important." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER . | Amused? Amazed? Aroused…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"You should totally identify with that Venom character, whilst ignoring that he's eating f**king heads.""That's a real bummer. But besides that... No real downsides I can think of that come with a symbiotic bond like…intrusivethinker (45)in #funny • 6 years ago • None"May as well tell Alexa you murdered someone.""Of course you didn't. But you could just lie back and see what happens. Maybe nothing. Maybe magic. Magic in form of…intrusivethinker (45)in #wtf • 6 years ago • None"I should try those floating tanks and stay for d a y s. Until I'm wrinkly like a Shar Pei.""I shall return forever changed." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER . | Amused? Amazed…intrusivethinker (45)in #wtf • 6 years ago • None"Answer the next work-related request with 'Absolutely not'. Everyone wishes for a bit more honesty in the world.""Give them what they so desperately need. Heal the world." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER .…intrusivethinker (45)in #wtf • 6 years ago • None"Make use of your two-cups-Espresso high to unleash an absurdly loud guttural roar""Which might motivate your co-workers as well – or at least frighten them. Nothing like a primal scream to remind you…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"If I sprinkled some soda powder on that graze on my arm...""...would it fizzle? Would I gain superpowers? And who could stop Imbecile Infection Man ?" | Worried…intrusivethinker (45)in #weird • 6 years ago • None"While waiting in front of the office's fully automated coffee machine imitate its operating noises and try to trump it in its loudness.""Show it, who's the better workforce automaton!" #youare #didhesaytrump #beastmode | Worried? Please…intrusivethinker (45)in #partiko • 6 years ago • None"You never really stop applauding...""The intervals between claps just get bigger from time to time." | Worried? Please read the DISCLAIMER…
