kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoFather's DayFather's Day is a really stupid holiday. source Just saying.kylo-ren (57)in #star-wars • 7 years agoMother's Day.So I tried not to kill my mom. Then a douche swooped in and did it anyway. sourcekylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoEvery year.So like 92 people came up to me on Friday to say "May the 4th be with you." Giphy 0 said anything to me on…kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years agoScars are sexy.In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoShe said she would call.I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. src We have this special…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoI was robbed. But whatever.So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoForce Powered Milk ManI'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoWhat if?This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. src But it's not because I don't suck…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoTwo sides to every story.Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoValentine's Day is stupid anyway.So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. But that's ok. We all know that you're my true…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoThis should impress her.I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoInterior decorating.I got a new decoration for my office. I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut this to ribbons.kylo-ren (57)in #zappl • 7 years agoHe never let me do what I wanted.This was the last family picture we took before my dad sent me away. knew I hated parting my hair on that side. What a jerk.kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years agoBundle of joyI found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and…kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years agoThe real story?Looks like they are making a movie about my dad when he was younger. source Do you think they will show the…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoHow rude.If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoCo-workersWhat do I think about General Hux? One word: Pussy sourcekylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoHey Girl (Not who you are thinking)Hey girl, I know you think my clothes look awesome... but wouldn't they look even better on your bedroom floor…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoDo you think this line will work?Hey girl (no one you know), You're so hot that I can't even take my eyes off of you when I sign my name. How…kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years agoWhat do you think?Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop.…
