mushroomjesus (48)in #story • 6 years ago • 6440.4644Just Apologize“God, would you stop looking at me like I’m a pubic hair on your bar of soap?” she cried, daggers shooting. “I can’t…mushroomjesus (48)in #poetry • 6 years ago • 6391.26True LoveA poem for the ladies I'm about to date this week, I'm a romantic bloke. You’re out there somewhere. So sweet at…mushroomjesus (48)in #fiction • 6 years ago • 6368.915Escaping the SnakeWhen lava creeps around you on the Big Island of Hawaii... enjoy and aloha! With explosions in the not-so-far…mushroomjesus (48)in #fiction • 6 years ago • 6350.791Conquest DivertedHere's a comedic satire which touches on the difference between matters of the body and matters heart when it aches…mushroomjesus (48)in #introduceyourself • 6 years ago • 6347.4834Opiates vs. JesusIn 2005, when I woke up paralyzed on Oahu, they had me doped up on opiates, and asked, "So, for long term pain…mushroomjesus (48)in #funny • 6 years ago • 6344.993Satircal AmmendmentIf every American had their own nuclear weapon, just a little pack for home protection, no one would have to worry…mushroomjesus (48)in #life • 7 years ago • 6342.217Jesus Goes to Jail: Leap of Faith (Part 5/9)Jesus is locked in a cell with an enormous cell mate, but he's a gentle giant and relays a story which seems too…mushroomjesus (48)in #writing • 7 years ago • 6342.6294Jesus Goes to Jail: The Bribe (Part 4/9)After arresting Jesus for a dine and dash, the Spokane Police department wanted the truth. You said no strings could…mushroomjesus (48)in #writing • 7 years ago • 6342.3076Jesus Goes To Jail: Who Are You? (Part 3/9)When your dinner host splits without paying for the bill, and you're penniless... Enjoy Steemians! Aloha from the Big…mushroomjesus (48)in #fiction • 7 years ago • 6342.275Syren's AdvicePresenting a 3 page science fiction short about what not to do on a date. Enjoy, and aloha from the Big Island.…mushroomjesus (48)in #writing • 7 years ago • 6341.204Jesus Goes to Jail: Free Lunch (Part 2/9)There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. --Walter Morrow Part 2 Free Lunch “What are my options?” I asked.…mushroomjesus (48)in #nonfiction • 7 years ago • 6340.859Jesus Goes To Jail: Room with a View (Part 1/9)Part one is a thirteen pager, mostly dialogue that took place in the Spokane County jail, where I was housed for being…mushroomjesus (48)in #fiction • 7 years ago • 6339.6284Drones at DuskPresenting a scifi 9 pager I concocted after being followed by a drone. It was hovering above me as I handcycled up…mushroomjesus (48)in #writing • 7 years ago • 6337.1567Prayer HandsArriving at the threshhold of human potential, living with one's consciousness attuned to Source, is all rather…mushroomjesus (48)in #health • 7 years ago • 6335.125Super Ultra InspirationA moment to fanboy, I must pass this on. Out of sheer admiration. In October 2017, Courtney Dauwalter ran an ultra…mushroomjesus (48)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago • 6335.008Please allow me to introduce myself...Aloha fellow Steemians! A little about me, I'm on the Big Island of Hawaii, paralyzed from the waist down after…mushroomjesus (48)in #fiction • 7 years ago • 6335.525Of Nooses & NecklacesA satirical short fiction based off of friends in my quirky little community. I'm so thankful to have Steemit as an…