zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneOwl jokeThe best thing about microwaving an Owl is that you can maintain eye contact for the full five minutes..zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneMissile jokeApparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it…zippersimon (25)in #joke • 7 years ago • NoneCar joke..........."An unknown Spanish man has reported his motor stolen It sounds to me like Carlos".zippersimon (25)in #joke • 7 years ago • NonePharmacy joke...Pretend to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bag.zippersimon resteemedhappymoneyman (70)in #steemit • 7 years ago • NoneSteemit Is Changing - How It Affects You Steemit is changing... A small change just happened. A bigger change comes soon. The future of Steemit gets…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneFlat earth joke.The only thing flat-earthers fear ….... is sphere itself.zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • None007 joke.....James Bond used to take Viagra. Apparently it made him Roger Moore.................zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneAlligator joke......."Alligators can live up to 200 years… Which is why there’s a good chance that they will see you later."zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneBritish date jokePolitical satire for my British followers "Today is Prime Minister Day. May the Turd."zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NonePhillip"My friend Phillip had his lip removed. We just call him Phil now."zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneTop tip!TOP TIP FIND OUT how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on an aeroplane flight wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask.zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NonePsychiatrist.....A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneDoctor....More from the world of crap jokes...... A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneBatmanAnother crap joke... "So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneMore from the wife.....Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy. She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneKitty.....Another crap joke for you, this time feline based I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneRoses...This blog is dedicated to collecting some of the crappest jokes ever created for your enjoyment. Today a little…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NonePower toolThis blog is dedicated to discovering the worlds best crap jokes "I have just been attacked by someone with a power…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneDrugs..........This blog is dedicated to finding the best worst jokes on the planet. "My younger brother is an example of what can…zippersimon (25)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch. • NoneSausage"My hallucinating isn't getting any better - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a…
