!i Open Enrollment i!

in #adoption5 years ago (edited)

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You read the title right, just bring an email and a number where you can receive an SMS message and you’re in! You won’t be unknowingly selling your personal information to line the pockets of advertizers or anything like that on this one! You won’t get kicked off, banned, unplugged or cut out—the endless variety of talent here spans across the world and guess what? I saved you a seat in the front row—yeah, you! The one reading this right now, everyone you know and don’t know, that’s who, you’re all invited. I got something for you that’ll knock off a pair of these and sound like this as you read this opening paragraph.

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Free Entertainment!

Thaaat’s riigght! Welcome, consumption enthusiasts with a side of unsocial dependencies—free entertainment! Free freety free—the every day admission price for countless hours of entertainment where content producers are rewarded for their efforts! For instant access to the #blockchain that provides uncensored, original and authentic content, click right here for directions to my page! But...

There’s more!

See, I’m only one of thousands of authors on #steemit you can count on for a steady flow of quality, original entertainment. Don’t believe me? Take the @dandays test drive—click on any of the authors I’m following, I’ll show you how to do that at the end of this article and, scroll through the names, click on anyone you want :click: Quality entertainment at your fingertips! I got a complete list of DIY’ers, curators, artists and writers themselves, crypto investors, entrepreneurs, personal trainers, chefs, independent thinkers, free speakers, homesteaders, world travelers, musicians, historians, too many commas? I used too many commas, didn’t I? But...

There’s more!

You won’t be able to predict my content. I’ll keep you on your toes with anything from articles like this to a random restaurant review or, travel adventure, something to laugh about, underwater video, something to think about, original artwork and portraits, more stuff, who knows?? Your guess is as good as mine. Thaaat’s riigght! I’m a no niche havin thumb of a niche—where’s all my niches at?!?

You’ll meet plenty of content creators without a niche on this platform, you’ll also find plenty with a niche—the #steem blockchain has everything you need from pottery makers to painters, shakers and breakers. There’s sculptors, the techy type, nomads, the lefty type, romanticists, conspiracy theorists, comedians, contests and prizes, lions and tigers and bears, oh my—animators! There’s something here for everyone!

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There’s more!

You’ll soon be familiarizing yourself with terms such as wallet, coin, and #crypto and you’ll always have this extensive list of FAQ’s at your fingertips. Thaaat’s riigght! Just think of #steem as a current, 21st century form of value exchange that doesn’t rely on a 200 year old theory backed by a pile of minerals neither of us have seen—ever.

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There’s more!

Upon activation of your Steemit wallet, you’ll receive instant access to so many dapps (decentralized applications) created at the speed of technology, they’re hard to keep up with! Over time you’ll learn which ones work best for you. You’ll find yourself posting on some, responding on others and surfing on something totally different all while generating value in your Steemit Wallet.

Thaaat’s riigght! There’s dapps for all of your video feeds and sound needs, imagine that! Applications that allow you to stream whatever you want, whenever you want, without the app streaming you.


”but”

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There’s more!

But... weight at some point, I’m going to have to get you started on the registration process—visit https://Steemit.com and you’ll land here:

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Click “sign up” and you’ll be prompted to register a current email address. The address is used to verify you’re not a robot and that you haven’t already registered a Steemit account—one account per email. You’ll immediately receive a welcome email from Steemit that requests a valid phone number where you can receive an SMS message. Enter the phone number, receive the activation code, input the code in the window provided and :tada: that’s it! You’ve officially claimed your place in line and your password will be emailed to you shortly.

Once you receive your password, print it out. Take a picture of it, take a screen shot of it (both), save the image in your phone somewhere, email a copy of the password to yourself and, most importantly, print it to a piece of paper—print.it.out! It may seem like a lot of steps right now but they’re necessary. Nobody can retrieve your password for you, not me, not the people who sent it to you, nobody, you are your best insurance.

(Dear Witnesses: Please make the following paragraph go away)
Account verification has been taking a little longer than normal lately—it’s going to require some patience. I have one buddy who’s on his fourth week of waiting but, as time progresses, technical challenges will get resolved. There’s ways for instant access that involve registering a wallet, transferring #steem to a third party who, in return, gives you instant access but I’m not here to confuse you—I’m here to enlist you.

You don’t have to have your account verified to access that list I was telling you about with endless free entertainment—stop by any time! Type https://steemit.com/@dandays into your web browser and you’ll land here:

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See where it says “77 following?” Hold on! I’m getting head of myself, once your password is delivered to the email you provided, you’ll want to make that “Follow” button go away—:click:

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Welcome! You’ve made a wise choice. Now click on ‘blog’ or where it says ‘77 following,’ then their blog, and you’ll have countless hours of free entertainment from that wide variety of branches I haven’t been able to stop running my thumbs about since I started #writing this article which, by the way, is getting longer by the sentence. Also, each author you click on, they too have a list of authors they’re following that you can click on for extended free entertainment—enjoy!

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I’ll see you when you get here! 👍🏿 Once you’ve arrived, should you find yourself confused or a little overwhelmed, feel free to drop me a line. I don’t know everything but I’ll teach you everything I know. You’ll be navigating around here, generating value, and writing an Open Enrolment article to anyone who can read English in no time!

Wait!

But...

it won’t have anything to do with Marvel characters. The only reason I went with the above Spider-Man gif instead of the one I’m about to show you is because I already used that pink bikini image (or was it purple? 🤔) awhile back butt but, hey!! I got that image from Pixabay and, besides that, I only used it because I liked the natural look of the sand in the picture—like the clouds in this next one:

”But...”

I’m more into sports than I am comic books although I have no idea what sport uses a 10 foot tall security gate as a volleyball net? 🤔 I wasn’t sure if I’d offend anyone with a pair of professional athletes saying “good game” to each other just so I can say “but” without saying butt. But... before I sign off—question: What’s better? Out of all of the but’s/butts I’ve used to emphasize “but,” including that cigarette butt, which would you prefer? Exploding rockets and volleyball players or...

J-Lo’s fist pump?

👊🏼

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Ah, ah! Good marketing piece. SteemIt Inc should give you a piece of their pie.

Did you know that you can create accounts, without having to go through that hassle? I have 20 Account Tickets already, which means I can create 20 accounts, with the press of a button. No need for E-Mail or SMS confirmation. You can't get any more anonymous than that! 😎

Good morning, trincowski! How’s it goin, sir? Thanks for reading this one, I’m glad you liked it, I had fun putting it together.

Account tickets—I’ve never even heard of them?? 🤔 I was hoping I’d learn something like that by putting this one together, though, do tell please. I could use some of those tickets. 👍🏿

Thanks for stopping by @trincowski, it’s always a pleasure to hear from you.

Hello there!

Yes, you can claim those Tickets here. With your SP, you should be able to claim 1 ticket every 5 days or so, just like me.

You can do that here: https://steemworld.org/@dandays

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I hope this helps.

Helps?? Eh, that’s frikkin awesome! I’m equally as thankful as I am confused to why I’m just now learning of this.... 🤔 Thanks man!

Nice!! I just got one, @trincowski. Awesome, I don’t know where I’ve been. Also, I’m certain I’ve never seen my resource credits that low. Woah!!

So, you’re saying every 5 days because it will roughly take that long to rebuild my resource credits?

If you look at my percentage now, it says 15%, you wouldn’t happen to know if that would stop me from voting or posting would you?

Thank you.

So, you’re saying every 5 days because it will roughly take that long to rebuild my resource credits?

Yes, that's correct.

If you look at my percentage now, it says 15%, you wouldn’t happen to know if that would stop me from voting or posting would you?

Don't worry. I have left mine with 0.9% in the last time and I didn't ran out of credits.

Got a question for you @trincowski. I claimed one account ticket last week. My RC’s are at 100% now but when I try to claim another ticket it says I need 13.... instead of the 11..... RC’s that i have—the same amount as last time. Do you know why it’s doing that? Thank you.

Ah, yes. The Account Tickets have a variable price. They seem to vary between 8 and 9 billion (?) RC and 13 ... Wait a few hours or a day and try again. I had the same issue a couple of times, too.

I’m your niche, I’m your niche, right here. You clever little flicker you.

Niche, please.... Niche whhaaaatt?! “It’s a good thing she thinks I’m funny.”

iheartu all the time beautifulest.

“It’s a fly, fly”.
You: “do you see it now, now?”

We simultaneously roll out of the bed laughing hysterically.

@dandays You have received a 100% upvote from @intro.bot because this post did not use any bidbots and you have not used bidbots in the last 30 days!

Upvoting this comment will help keep this service running.

Thank you @verifyme for rewarding those of us who have never used a bid bot. 👍🏿

An excellent post...I think... cause I sort of lost my focus once I reached the picture above :>)

Quite excellent indeed...
Then this came into view...making the whole post even BETTER

Ha!!! Good morning, sir, so you’re saying that, like me, you appreciate nature shots! Clouds... beach sand... etc. 👍🏿 I’m glad you liked this one, thanks a lot for reading.

Hey man, I’m gonna get a little mushy, I missed you there for awhile, seemed like you went awol for about two months and then released this one and I was glad to see you made it back. Breaks are hip, just don’t go doing anything crazy like don’t come back. The platform wouldn’t be the same without angryman.

Hey, if you have a minute, I did a continuation to that lion and raccoon parable I put together a few months ago—you really appreciated the first one. It’s beyond the pay cycle, don’t worry about an upvote or anything, that’s not what I’m sayin, but if you’d like to check out the continuation, here it is.

Thanks for stopping by @angryman, I always look forward to what you have to say.

Hi @dandays … nice to hear from you; being "mushy" is okay sometimes :>) and thank you for the compliment.

Before my little break here, I think you and Pura were packing up and leaving Costa Rica. How are you both doing, and where have you wound up.

I did a continuation to that lion and raccoon parable I put together a few months ago

I'll be checking out your 'continuation'... Sorry it took so long to respond, but I had another 'short' break. Just been busy; that's all.

Peace Brudda

Were in England now. Oh man, everything is back to happiness and being pleased with humanity. We’re realizing now we had already began dehumanising ourselves in CR and needed to make an adjustment when we arrived here. I think we’re all adjusted now. 👍🏿

Glad to hear the two of you are feeling more human again.

Such an entertainer. ;) Sending you a virtual @$$ smack "good game"-style for making me laugh this afternoon. Say hi to that gal of yours for me while I'm dropping by....

Whhaaaatt?! You know I love it when Plants stops by, good morning, chef! Well.. you’re 5 hours behind me so it’s 4:30 in Atlanta which means I’m probably a little green on the good morning part so... “I hope you’re sleeping well, chef!” (that’s probably more appropriate)

I’m glad I can make you laugh, plants, thanks a lot for all of your support around here, it means a lot, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say that entertainer compliment really made my day—thank you.

Thanks for stopping by @plantstoplanks.

Some days I am rolling out of bed about that time, but luckily today was a leisurely 6am start. ;) I was actually really excited to get up and get out early, though, to take advantage of the unseasonably cool and beautiful morning we had here. A beautiful day for a run and coffee on the back porch before it goes back to the usual sweltering heat and humidity. ;)

How's the UK treating you guys? I hope there has been plenty more delicious food and fun adventures!

Everything’s cool at first, right? Shoes, phone, etc. even a new job is cool at first. I hope this isn’t one of those “everything’s” cuz I/we really like it here! I mean a lot, like, I have no desire to leave. Eventually we’ll have to get going to Spain so Pura can get back to teaching but I’m in no hurry.

The food here is delicious, groceries are surprisingly inexpensive, transportation is a piece of cake, and the people... my goodness, everyone here is so nice. Two thumbs up!

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Howdy sir dandays! lol..Steemit should definitely let you help them with recruiting! Did you used to be in advertising too? This was a blast, great job!

I’m glad you enjoyed it, Janton. Thanks for keeping an eye on me, I always look forward to your feedback.

No, heck no, I never did advertising, ha! I’m glad you think so, though—if that was a serious question.

Thanks for stopping by @janton.

that was a serious question sir dandays! That piece was tremendous! Even without the "sex sells" methodology!