5 foot 4
Every morning when I wake up I rush to the door frame of my bedroom, place a pencil over my head and draw a mark on the wood. I quickly draw out a measuring tape and calculate the distance from the floor to the mark. Five feet, 4 inches. This has been the same result every morning for the past 15 years but I keep checking. My mum is 5'4, my dad is 5 foot 8! Why am I cursed to live in this tiny body? 
Have you considered elevator shoes? They'd help you get a couple of inches above your mum at least, as long as you remember to wear them around the house.
Oh, and nice haircut! What's that style called?
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