🕵️ MOASS or loss porn? A technical opinion on AMC Entertainment.
Dear babbling smooth brained baboons of the interweb, it's your ol’ boy Magnus here!
I have come to opine upon AMC Entertainment. I do believe we are about to witness the end of the “battle for $40” in the war of “The smooth brained simians vs. The hedgies' '.
Anda so, I shall first show you my superior TA skills, well into the range of apus-autisticus-maximus:
Now dear fellow, I know you have never seen such autistic artistic magnificence before! But do stop licking the screen and allow us to move along, ei?
Well, as you can see. According to my crystal banana most sophisticated calculations we should either MOASS or have lots and lots of epic loss porn for our ape brethren over at r/wallstreetbets before the year is out!
I shall now proceed to present to you my opinion on the best case scenario...
MOASS
By drawing a line with a half-eaten crayon using my secret Magnus Optimus technique i have deduced that a reasonable 150-225% gain should be in short order old boy, enough to pay for the bananas this week!
However loss porn should exceed -75% or more or will not be considered erotic enough to fap to... What what!? Ooh, I did get a little carried away there!
Anyway I must be getting along, places to go, apes to meet and that sort of thing! 💎🙌🦍
- Magnus Chimpski
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. It is an opinion. Magnus is not a financial advisor.
Magnus is infact a ficticious smooth brained simian of the interwebs, to take advice from an internet monkey would be insane.
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