Hey guys if we did this it would be a moment in history never forgotten

in #anarchy8 years ago

First the people of America need to realize we are on the brink of thermonuclear war, and rise up. Yes, I am saying there needs to be a civil uprising. If we stand up, right now, we can start preparing our citizens for war, and we will have a much better chance of winning.

Remember, just like the CIA has spies in other countries, North Korea has sleeper agents installed into major cities. These guys are capable of releasing biological agents amongst OUR population and turning us into zombies.

There is a simple way to fix this, it's slightly immoral but who gives a shit.

North Koreans are all a bunch of brainwashed monkeys. I was telling this girl about North Korean sleeper agents, and I'm that conversation, as I said,"North Korean sleeper agent, this Asian guy that was mopping the floor to the side of us, stood still for about five seconds, then continued mopping.

It's a trigger word...

We need to put these guys in the Walmart camps they have already been working on, have you guys heard about that?

Also, we need WAYYYY more nuclear missles ready at any given moment. Our bombs are not as powerful as the Russian bombs. Our missile defense shields are going to be pretty ineffective because the first few bombs to fly will be decoys.

Also an alien invasion is imminent, its possible we could convince other countries to fight the aliens with us instead of nuclear war, but I think the other nations know, there is no winning against these aliens. At least not for them, maybe if we show them some of the technologies we have been hiding for decades, it could turn the tides.

It might require a nuclear war to happen first.

If we nuke the Russians and the Chinese right this second, would they be able to fight back? If we let them nuke us first, will we have time to fight back? Would our country be crippled into submission?

We all know the best way to win this war is going to be avoiding it, for now.
We can remove sanctions on china and Russia and North Korea, In exchange for time to prepare our citizens for the war. This is fair because those countries will need time to build up their militaries, as we will be building ours. If we just talked about this war before it happened, there is a much lower chance of the world being destroyed. Have we ever flat out told Russia, that we are willing to go to war with them? We have never told that to china. We all know this will bring the end of the world and none of us want that to happen.

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This was a strange but interesting article lots of conspiracy theory rhetoric, but one thing that this article does do is make you think about the weird events taking place. Most of the people in the USSA are just sheep and maybe would laugh at this.
Other than that not much.