"If you don't like dogs I don't like you ! 😜"

I don't like dogs at all. They are messy and require too much attention.

My dog is forever licking his gonads and moulting. The hairs get everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I think he does it on purpose!

When I'm watching TV, he'll jump onto the sofa and lick my neck and face. That's right, right after he's been licking his gonads. Urgh!

If I don't play with him, he decides to move things around the house. Shoes are his favourite. He'll hide them under the sofa or under the table. If that doesn't satisfy him, he'll start tearing things to shreds. Thankfully, it's now only the quilts that we provide for him which he has on his very own sofa.

His favorite way of causing a problem is to lie down in front of a door and not move. 50kg of limp mass has to be slid out of the way.

The last thing. I like to take an afternoon nap on the sofa. When I wake up, I find myself teetering on the very edge and he's stretched out between me and the back of the sofa. When I tell him to get down, so I can continue sleeping, HE JUST IGNORES ME! Arrgh!!!

Now you know why I don't like dogs.