When did I start looking looking like my pooch?

Before you start laughing your head off look at yourself and your pet. See any similarities? Ha, I bet you do.

Do you perchance walk like your bulldog? Or how about salivate profusely at the sight of a donut or hotdog or some other delicious morsel? How are your jowls looking these days?

Have you started scurrying around nervously like your hamster, nibbling as fast as you can because there are not enough hours in the day. 

Don't tell me you've become moody and sulky like puss cat. 

Are you wearing a little too much makeup these days similar to, ahem, cough,cough, your pet parrot.

NO! I DO NOT want a hippopotamus  for Christmas. Don't even mention it.😡