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There's only one true god, one faith... and clearly that is the one I was raised on. Of all the religions that have ever existed, only mine gives exclusive access to heaven. Your belief in Odin is naive/immature. You've been swayed away from the one true god and I feel sorry for you knowing you're headed to hell. Repent you heathen!

You realise that some people might not see the subtle sarcastic undertone to your writing, right? Haha

It's entirely possible I'll start a cult. I don't think it'd be that difficult. People "want to believe" after all.