How to pose for photo?

in #awkward7 years ago (edited)

In light of this nasty Minnesota snow dump that just shat all over us and our jobs and our plans, I hope I can brighten your day with some warm photos and advice on how to rock them!

Sunny Utah day on the hammock. If you're laughing too hard, it can be difficult to take a proper smiling photo. Spread the corners of your mouth as wide as you can and make sure your teeth are still showing. Top AND bottom.
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I saw someone do this sexy pose on Instagram. It doesn't work for everyone, so be aware of this when sharing. You want to make sure you're showing off your arms if they're fit. Suck in your belly if you need to, but make it go unnoticed.
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Blending in with nature can be difficult. The trick is to copy their energy and movements.
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Another sexy pose I stole from Instagram. Always wear white so that your nipples show through. This demonstrates class.
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Turns out, sitting in a tree hole is super uncomfortable. If you pout your lips though, you can almost look like a supermodel in an artsy nature photo.
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Here we have the "nonchalant" picture. Pretend you have no idea there is a camera on you...pose as if you are simply birdwatching.
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Good luck everyone. I look forward to seeing your new poses.

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Definitely one of my favoutite posts! Hilarious pics and matching descriptions. You should exploit the snow opportunity to show us how the supermodels manage the big freeze. Oh, and you forgot the pointing pics!
Nice one claire x

Lol thank you! That's a great idea. This snow is definitely something to show off.

You failed to mention the "dead but busy" hand that I'm seeing showcased in the second to last photo.

Hilarious. Don't forget to wear a gown at the edge of a cliff too. That's my best advice.

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hahaha love this post! definitely had me laughing :D