RE: "The Benevolent Dragon" ~ Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite (The 56-Minute Version) ~ Original Short(ish) Story ~
Ha haa, love it. And I'm not English, just know a bit of it, and watched my share of Benny Hill reruns when in the woods. (Should I admit that...?) And certainly enjoy cramming bunches of those words together on the electronic page, every now and then.
As for the other, not a problem either. I'm not always enamored of what goes on here on many scales. Language is the least of my worries. Though being a 'stralian, you have the market on classic language and take on life. Always wanted to be one of youse guys or gals. Well, I hope your battery is now charged, and the van still goes afterwards, and all is going great in the wood. ( I can't make that funny battery thing here, as this is a big old mondo box on my desk, with even mondo'er screen. But I LOVE it. Faster than a Crisco'd Gerbil in a benefit rodent grab.