A Modest Confession

in #badpoetry • 8 years ago

We need to get this badpoetry tag going. Here's another one - prepare for the worst.

A Modest Confession

I am slightly passive-aggressive today, I think.
It is not about what you said
Thursday around 7:00 p.m.
In that tone of voice
About a shortcoming I have,
My friend.

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     8 years ago 

    Prepare for the wurst,
    I told her so sveltely,
    As the meal for her first
    Was petered out and then
    In just one burst.

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     8 years ago 

    I like Green Eggs and Ham
    Oh look at the time
    fuck i spilt my coffee
    Its friday
    YAY

    Did i do good?

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     8 years ago 

    I especially like your alternation of case from line to line and the usage of the possessive "its." Upvoted.

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       8 years ago 

      Nice @mikebosw
      Shot you an Upvote :)

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       8 years ago 

      thank you. may I just add - your username is divinely clutch.

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