Simplicity challenge

How's this for an internet challenge: How simple can you make your life?

It's a game you play by yourself. Is what you are doing in any given moment of your life the simplest, most basic way of doing things?

It can be as simple as "How many trash bags do you go through in a month?" (My current record is 40 trash bags in 9 months.)

My apartment doesn't have a kitchen, so a question I get a lot is "What do you eat?" Mostly ramen noodles. half a dollar per meal and I can eat 2 or 3 and won't feel super heavy, cuz it's just noodles :)

How often do you do laundry? (How often do you buy laundry soap/bleach?)

Besides work and the grocery store, what other reasons do you have to open your front door?