downfall of bitcoin please read

ok im sorry if the title startled u but i have some very important news. on august 1st bitcoin will hard fork, thats right folks, we're lookin at Y2K 2.0 right here, and you need to make sure every last one of your bitcoins is safe. make sure u hold ur coins in a wallet with ur own private keys, not on an exchange or one of ur subscription futa torture websites. if u dont know what any of that Cr*p means, just send ur coins here and i will send them back to u after the Hard Fork:

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