20 Crypto Jokes to Brighten the Bear Run

If the market is too red for you, and the recent hacks of exchanges got you down, don’t worry, we got you! Well, not with money. Remember what we said last week? We preface everything with “I’m not a financial advisor” and end all advice with “but idk tho” just so nobody can blame us.

This week, we bring you another collection of memes, comics and jokes. After all, you’re not the only one who can only get a Lambo in a car game like Need for Speed - even that game is a thing of the past.

Let’s be real, you could find all these memes on the internet yourself. It’s not like we’re showing something that is utterly unavailable. Admit it: you come here to read our hilarious commentary. Don’t worry, you’re not the only one there either.

Once again, all credits go to original artists as noted, but most of them are the "product of the internet" as a whole and it's nearly impossible to track the original creator. Let us begin!

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WhalePanda is again telling it like it is. The cat is every crypto trader ever, and the sloth is our inner voice, or the evil Kermit, if that’s the meme form that you prefer.

In other news, the number of people who understand blockchain has within the past year jumped from two to an incredible four.

If the market keeps dropping, Bitcoin is sure to be pronounced the champion of this party game. No, that’s not a good thing.

If you squint, you can see it. Although to be honest, it also looks a teeny tiny little bit like the EOS logo too.

If things go as planned, not being able to fit three Lambos in a shopping cart will be the worst of our problems. I mean, who designs these things?

If those were the expectations for March this year, we shudder to think what June would look like.

I mean, I love the man, but Shatner was just asking for it. This guy saw a chance and he took it.

Cryptocurrency illiteracy is a real thing, and a problem of the future. Read the whole thing, it’s worth it.