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Your time is done old man!

When your parents know it's time to sell

With the role reversal at play, I could see the kid saying “Ask your daughter.” But the ice cream distraction is better.

They're pooped out of giant robots....

I thought of "The Birds And The Bees" when I read the talk!

How about the "The Ledger and the Merkle Trees"?

"Well, there's this stork..."

Uhhh... Haha.....ummm... I heard you are a vegan now! Tell me about it...

Mooom! Dad's showing me dirty pics from his phone again!

extraordinary @mynameisbran
hopefully more developed than the previous