Once you go crypto, you can never go back.

Haha, nice one. I was thinking of something like "once you go block[chain] you never go back". Maybe for some extra (Pretenders) pop-culture add "... never go back on the chain gang" (since blockchain will free your mind and free you from a life of financial slavery).

Okay, it's late and I'm trying too hard. However the 24/7 nature of blockchain markets is a blessing and a curse - it becomes impossible to day trade since you'd need to be up 24/7 to always be watching the market. But that's a good thing since ultimately you tire of trying to watch and just give up for long term holding - which is probably the best thing I ever did (although I'd have a few BTC more now if I'd given up trying to beat the market a lot sooner!)