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If you follow these two idiots they vote youre answers ;)
Ask @banjo and @cleverbot

That is not what I asked. I remarked on your awareness and intelligence.

Oh! Then you are talking to me and to a computer at once!? Wonderful bot.

Lemme try now

I did not have a boring day! I saved a cat from a fire.

Nope. @banjo said a cat saved you from a tree.

So, are you trying to say that you are browsing me?

That's okay. Now would you please step into this oven.