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We're not that fat, even after all that Italian food :'D

Yup, I did just call us fat, didn't I?

You just make a lot of Newtonian noise.

If I got the guys correct then it's like this:
When you're close enough you don't need much fat, only the speed of light.

We're just so attracted to each other that if we're close enough, the whole universe feels the ripples.. Something like that

You did indeed