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And that, kids, is how your uncle @blewitt found himself intimately familiarized with the expressions, "hog-tied", "beaten like a red-headed stepchild", and, "Well I'll be dipped in shit!"

Real original Zorker...Not the first time I’ve been hog tied...wont be the last....

Not if I have anything to say about it, it won't be. ;)

When I end up missing...this is where they will look...remember...blockchain is forever...

:)