Mutant Members Only Club-the funniest songs about sex and horror in the history of music
My girlfriend is sleeping with Satan. Grandfather's genitals returned from the grave to fly around and scare the townsfolk. I once built a sex robot with a jetpack, but it turned out to be a transgender. My homework on evolutionary biology ate Yeti. These and other topics plays a group of Mutant Members Only Club that gives you perhaps the most ridiculous song in the history of music.
"Zombies Won't Eat Your Pussy, But I Will!"- The best declaration of love, which came up with humanity.
In fact, behind the alias Mutant Members Only Club hides one person — Tom Ihle from Maryland. Starting to play around with the guitar and Comedy lyrics, he has already riveted a dozen albums, which prove that he has a completely uncontrollable and irrepressible fantasy. He plays a silly and cheerful acoustic punk with a mixture of sweet hits from the 50s, under which you want to dance. It is quite ironic that his music — not just tolerable, which could be tolerated for the sake of fun lyrics — it is good in itself and perfectly uplifting, even if you do not understand English.
The main theme of his songs is classic horror and sex. In addition, both elements are joined together in the most unexpected form and in different proportions.
Suffice it to say that in order to understand his texts, enough entry-level English, but you cannot understand something just because of a lack of knowledge about horror movies. However, almost all images are recognized at once: Godzilla, Leatherface from "the Texas Chainsaw Massacre", gremlins and all that — you do not need to be a geek to guess what it is.
The lyrical hero, created by Mutant Members Only Club, lives in a world full of zombies, aliens, mutants, Yeti, demons and other things. However, at the same time, he remains a concerned young man who loves old horror and is ready to go to sex with any creature, since ordinary girls do not give him.
Along the way, stupid stories happen to him, like the one in which he realizes that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the Devil, when she begins to show all the signs of the Antichrist.
However, the hero, who is in bed with zombies, then with aliens, then falls in love with Jodie Foster (and it is from "the Silence of the Lambs") — is not the only character of the songs. Therefore, for example, Tom Ihle explains to girls why it is impossible to go on dates with Norman Bates (the character from "Psycho"), and then tells about advantages of a Fisting with Freddy Krueger. Alternatively, for example, talking with a friend who claims that size is not important to impress her, but we understand that we are talking about creatures of horror.
The images of the songs are great to remember. Why are only flying junk of his grandfather, who returned from the grave and cut circles over the neighborhood. Alternatively, the amazement of a guy who found out that his girlfriend's Breasts are fake, but UFOs are not.
The Goblin who trades in prostitution will forever remain in your memory. However, the song Fuck Ugly Goblin Whore is not really about that.
Unfortunately, Mutant Members Only Club records are almost non-existent on YouTube or Soundcloud. However, the Tom Ihle posted them on Bandcamp so albums you can listen to and download for any amount (even $0 if you want freebies).
It is best to start with two albums: Dark Days of the Doo-WoPocalypse and no less cheerful Ding Dong Doo-Wop!
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