Join steemit. Bots waiting to follow you.
Feel lonely on facebook and Twitter? Your offline friends not there for you and your online friends ignoring you? Never fear steemit is here. Full of bots waiting in line to follow you, upvote your posts and even comment on them. The bots won't let you down. Include some keywords in your posts like bots, crypto, upvote, and bitcoin. You will be fine. Never feel alone again. Find a bot on steemit.com for true love.
Yes, why hassle yourself with real people when you have a machine longing for you regardless of your looks, character and bad jokes. They will always be there for you. Programmed to upvote your posts just in time for the maximum amount of crypto dollar they could aquire. They will even try recruit you into a system where you can have more friend bots and make crypto too. They aren't even jealous of each other.
As an added bonus your bot followers each belong to humans too. Those humans care for you so much they program their bots to read your posts. Sometimes they even extract a sentence from your post and use it to comment on your post with a little extra message asking you to upvote their comment. Yes that's right the bots will reply to you using your own words. It's like they say, imitation is the best form of flattery.
Flatter yourself today with a bot on steemit.
See already a bot commented. It even included the current bitcoin price in it's comment. Cause you know this post is all about the current price of bitcoin. I'm not sure if others can see it since its hidden due to low quality but the comment was made. I don't want to reply directly to the bots comment because i don't want to give it the wrong idea and inevitably break it's circuit's. I hope it gives me an upvote this time. Once it thought i was so valuable to it it gave me a 0.05% upvote. Considering it shares its love with 100k more people that's massive.
For future viewers: price of bitcoin at the moment of posting is 8535.30USD