bro code 16-20

16: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
17: If you catch Bro cheating on his partner, remember it's not your business.
18: A Bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick.
19: When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable!
20: Bros before Hoes unless Hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait.
I pledge solemnly to abide by the sacred writings of the bro code.