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Dear dabby, i have some bad news. Chetto said he went to the north pole to get away from it all. He thinks he is going to get a job with santa, and its all going to be ok. Well i think he is delusional, he has a felony, and santa does not hire felons. He is just going to go up there, and find himself in the streets selling his body for candy canes.

Good. Do something with his life. Get eatem by a polar bear! loloololo. Poor ginger cheeto