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my cat doesn't move more than 5 meters a day and shits larger than me

Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman’s body and a cat’s head.

my cat purrs when i scratch its head

Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.