His Fat Cat

His Fat Cat wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Cat desired a rubber chicken to demolish. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Fat Cat desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

His Fat Cat often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Cat owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Fat Cat carried a set square that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.