Sort:  

The coyotes, and the rabbit they didn’t catch, appreciate eating your basset hound. Every once in awhile a new person moves into the neighborhood and you see a “Lost Dog” sign. Your dog is coyote food. Dumbass. You live in the desert.

True story, one time, chick was like Air BnB one of the hoises and she has like, a little toy Yorkie or, it wan’t a Yorkie, it was a Chichua or something, and she asks, “So, where can I let my dog ... go..” and I was like, I’m sorry, have you ever been to Arizona before?” and she says, yes, she lived in Arizona for many years ... OK, but the nature part .... are you familiar with the nature part? Because there are snakes, and there are coyotes, and your dog has no idea could just walk right into a big problem. Your dog can “go” anywhere outside. I don’t want, you coming crying to me, my dog got bit by a scorpion because I wqsn’t watching it, right? Watch your dog at all times. Totally your responsibility, your dog has no idea.