HOW TO MAKE SEX SUITABLE AT NIGHT.............(JUST A JOKE)

in #christains7 years ago
  1. Take a cold bath and get into your bedroom,please when bathing don't rush,just slow down and bath well.

  2. Turn off your phone,Television ,fridge to prevent noise or unwanted distractions, so that you can feel the spirit very well with no disturbance.because at that time you will be in the spirit rem.

  3. Turn on the fan or Air- Condition to ventilate the room.(relax small for a short time)

  4. Now sit/lay in your bed for a good position.lay in a way that you don't fall.

  5. Be in your underwear and cover your legs to your chest with only cloth or blanket.

  6. Take your Bible and read from John chapter 3 vs 5 doing.

  7. After that, close your Bible, meditate, pray at least 20 minutes and sleep.

  8. Wake up at dawn, read your bible again and seek the grace and mercy from God for the next day.

By this, you will be pregnant with the Holy Spirit!In vane

Do it daily,don't stop because Jesus is coming very soon. So, be serious with your Christian walk with GOD!

Thanks for your time. If I hadn't used the word "SEX", you wouldn't have bothered reading it with such rapt attention.

I don't want you to miss Heaven,as you also don't want to miss Heaven,because I love you, and God loves you more.

Repent, because you don't know when the trumpet will sound.so my brothers and sisters in Christ,let put all joke aside and be serious in Christ.

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😂 interesting lol..this is smart