鲁班是只猫
鲁班是只猫,一直骄傲的猫,虽然腿也很短。
不过他现在被关在宠物店洗澡池边上的笼子里。
三天前他被一对小情侣送到这寄养。
鲁班很生气,进笼子的那一刻,他用自己肥肥的背影明确告诉了女主人我生气了,哄不好的那种!
可主人还是头也不回的走了。
今天第4天,鲁班心里有点恐慌了,主人还没来接他,这4天,他除了睡觉就是吃,他要化悲愤为力量,偶然他会瞥一眼旁边一天到晚叫的非常悲惨的加菲和那只每天在扒笼子的小巴哥,
“哼,愚蠢,你们主人不要你了”,
“(>^ω^<)喵”加菲顿了下叫的更厉害了。
鲁班满足的闭上眼睛再吃了口猫粮,叫你们刚来的时候问我是不是主人打王者荣耀喜欢用鲁班!
第7天,主人终于来了,鲁班想“哼想起我来啦,我不理你就不理你”,无论女主人怎么逗他,鲁班只会闭睁眼睛。
“完了,鲁班真生气了”女主人感觉有点好笑的跟男主人讲。
终于出了笼子,女主人发现鲁班一只后腿瘸的,不敢碰到地,女主人吓坏了赶紧问店员,那个胖胖的大妈抱起鲁班看了看说你的猫这几天都没叫唤过,还特别会吃,除了吃就是睡,没什么异样。
鲁班眯了眯眼:吃你家猫粮啦!!
店里新来的宠物医生过来捏捏了他肉肉的脚掌,鲁班吃痛的叫了声,医生说你看没事呀,我捏他都不叫.....
女主人有点生气,他刚刚叫这么惨,没听到吗!鲁班挣扎着要下来,庸医,不要你给老子看。医生有点尴尬:额,可能是缺钙........就这样,主人买了盒维生素。
回去后,鲁班夹着尾巴一瘸一拐的找个角落趴着,背影要多可怜有多可怜!
"完了完了,鲁班都抑郁了”,女主人有点紧张的说。
鲁班只是心里委屈,老子只是得沟甲炎了你却说我缺钙!嗯....不知道补钙的好不好吃.....
晚上,主人满是愧疚的给鲁班煮了鸡胸肉,还允许他上床跟他们一起睡。
鲁班心里美滋滋的,其实他也不是这么疼,猫都是很能忍痛的生物,只是看到主人心疼的眼神,鲁班就觉得脚的真的好痛。
半夜,鲁班梦见自己又被送去寄养了,就他一个,隔壁的加菲和小巴哥已经被接回去了,鲁班猛的惊醒了,主人感觉到了异样,迷迷糊糊拍了拍鲁班的小脑袋说睡吧睡吧。
真好,还好是梦,鲁班蹭了蹭主人的手背舒了一口气,心想明天我的腿可以不那么痛了!
Luban is a cat and has always been a proud cat, although the legs are also very short.
However, he is now locked in a cage in the pet shop's bathing pool.
Three days ago he was sent to the foster family by a small couple.
Lu Ban was angry. At the moment he entered the cage, he clearly told his mistress that she was angry with her fat back.
But the owner still did not return.
On the fourth day of today, Lu Ban was a bit panicked. The host had not yet come to pick him up. In these four days, he had to eat besides sleeping. He wanted to turn grief into strength, and occasionally he would glance at the very tragic increase called by the day and night. Filipino and the little ones who are in cages every day,
"Oh, stupid, your master does not want you,"
"(>^ω^<) 喵" Garfield made it even worse.
Lu Ban meets his eyes and eats his mouth and cat food. When you first arrived, he asked me if I was the owner who played the king and glory liked to use Lu Ban!
On the seventh day, when the owner finally arrived, Lu Ban wanted to “remember that I came, and I ignored you and ignored you.” Regardless of how the hostess teases him, Lu Ban only closed his eyes.
"Lump, Lupan was really angry." The mistress felt a little funny to tell her man.
Finally out of the cage, the hostess found Luban's back stumbling, not dare to touch the ground, the mistress was terrified and quickly asked the clerk, the fat aunt picked up Luban looked at your cat these days I didn't call and I would eat especially. I didn't eat anything but sleep. Nothing.
Lu Ban blinked: eat your cat food! !
The new pet doctor in the store came and squeezed his flesh's foot. Lu Ban cried in pain. The doctor said that you didn't see anything. I didn't pinch him....
The mistress was a bit angry. He just called it so miserable. Didn't hear it! Luban struggles to get down, quack doctors, and you don't want to see Lao Tzu. The doctor was a little paralyzed: The amount may be calcium deficiency........ In this way, the owner bought a box of vitamins.
After returning, Lu Ban found a corner with his tail limping, and how pitiful it was!
"When Lubai finished, Luban was depressed," the hostess said nervously.
Luban is just a grievance, I only got Dagoujiayan you said I lack calcium! Um....I don't know if calcium is good or not.....
In the evening, the owner was full of embarrassment and cooked chicken breasts for Lu Ban. He was also allowed to go to bed with them.
Lu Ban's heart-felt, in fact, he is not such a pain, cats are very reluctant creatures, just to see the owner of distressed eyes, Lu Ban felt the feet really hurt.
In the middle of the night, Lu Ban dreamed that he was sent to foster care again. As for him, the next-door Garfield and the small baggage had been taken back. Luban was stunned and the owner felt strange. He rushed and patted Luban. The small head said to sleep and sleep.
Fortunately, fortunately, it was a dream. Lu Ban took a sigh of relief from the owner's back and thought that my leg could not be so painful tomorrow!
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除了木匠大师,他还是王者荣耀里的小短腿射手:)