猫想杀死你的10个征兆

alisusu (25)in #cn • 7 years ago

如何判断你的猫是否想干掉你?

凝视：如果你避开它的目光就是在示弱，它很快就会杀死你

带给你死掉的小动物：这不是礼物，这是警告

踩肚皮：它在检查你的内脏哪里最弱

躲在暗处偷窥：观察你的生活习惯

睡在电脑上：想尽办法阻挠一切人类的通讯方式

当你睡觉的时候摸你的脸：它在尝试闷死你

当你走进一间房间时见到猫冲出来：它的伏击失败了

扒猫砂：它在练习如何掩埋尸首

7 years ago in #cn by alisusu (25)

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