COINSTRADAMUS SPEAKS: the unflinching future of ETHEREUM revealed!

Not a score of months ago it was Vitalik Buterin, ETHEREUM’s father & squire at once, who delivered a rousing speech during his yearly celebration in the Orient. Plainspoken were his directions: the ETH-killer is ETH, China’s ETH is ETH, Taiwan’s ETH is ETH. Etc.

Now I, COINSTRADAMUS, will dip my toe into the scalding waters of the FUTURE, and make these ethereal prophecies.

& in the year 2018, ETHEREUM will see a goodly increase in value

& in the year 2019, by the grace of ETH hunger will have vanished from all continents

& in the year 2025, ETH will drive the rough, burning herd from a cliff

& in the year 2031, Vitalik Buterin stubs his toe on a wooden desk and it really hurts

& in the year 3015, the ETH killer is finally identified, tried before a court of its peers and sentenced to a reasonable time in prison according the mores of the day

& in the year 4301, a freak virus replaces our standard brain-unit of computing with ETH, producing an infinity fractal that finally unveils on a cosmic scale Buterins giant, grinning face. Instrumentality commences.

Take heed, Vitalik! Take HEED, peoples of Earth!

Yours in BOUNTIFUL EXPECTATION,
COINSTRADAMUS

Disclaimer: all-knowing and wise though COINSTRADAMUS certainly is, he is at once an old, increasingly creased and oft-mistaken dodderer. His CRYPTO-ADVICE should, in all honesty, be taken with the largest grain of salt available in your vicinity and ingested purely for comedy purposes.

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