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RE: Your Mom is So Hot That I’m Gonna Have Her Screaming When I Give Her the Positive Results From the Clinical Trial of The Body Temperature Regulation Drug I’ve Discovered

in #comedy6 years ago (edited)

My brother told me about a similar experience he had when he was in an ongoing argument with his son and at one point the kid came home from school and when my brother tried to tell his son something the kid just said “Go f**k yourself,” and my brother said “I guess i’ll have to...Mom died this morning,” and then that kid ended up selling quaaludes to pay for the funeral expenses, but now he’s an account executive at IKEA, so at least there’s that.

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😂 this is like professional caliber stuff, I could see this being in a comedy special or something