How to Tell a Mr. Mr. Mime from a Mrs. Mr. Mime, and more...

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Scientist Roger spent eight arduous years living in a Mr. Mime monastery, where he spent all of his time studying a colony¹ of this rare psychic Pokémon, observing their natural behavior.

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According to Scientist Roger, "one of the first questions most people have about Mr. Mime is how to tell a male from a female." Scientist Roger explains the dos and don'ts of Mr. Mime anatomy checks.

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DON'T: Immediately reach under the skirt² without first calming the Pokémon.

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DO: Touch all five fingers on one hand to Mr. Mime's circle before investigating its undercarriage³. The exchange of body heat in this specific way has a tranquilizing effect on Mr. Mimes, and is taken by Mr. Mime as an invitation to open and relax its legs.

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Now, everyone's happy, especially Mr. Mime! But especially Scientist Roger!

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Did you know Mr. Mime uses its psychic abilities to create invisible defense walls? Like walking into a Spinarak's web across a path, these walls sometimes tangle up unsuspecting humans as well! Broken noses are not uncommon.

Curious how Scientist Roger fared in his eight year study? Consider this 6 minute documentary your crash course in Mr.-Mimeology!


¹ A group ranging in size from 3 to 100 Mr. Mimes is known as a colony, while more than 100 is called a society. A civilization (more than 1,000 Mr. Mimes) has never been documented in modern times, though fossil evidence indicates civilizations may have existed during the Pokéolithic.

² The pink, connective regions of a Mr. Mime's rubbery flesh-suit, near the groin openings, are known as its skirt(s) in both males and females, though in some regions the male skirt is called a kilt.

³ The genital compartment of Mr. Mime is known as its undercarriage.



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