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in #comedy7 years ago (edited)

Introducing LUXICO: Coin for the World of Rich and Famous. Yes, most people are so sheep-like that they will follow whatever the rich and famous do. Celebrities will announce to the world everytime they're sharing yachts, Lambos, and bungalows - all thanks to the foolproof reputation system made possible by the LUX tokenised community. It's all about the influence and extravagance. In the future, the elites will find reasons to share their property with any LUX token holders.

Yes, you bet when serious money and luxury are involved, it's okay to spell "community" as "comminity". Who cares anyway? Only the meme matters. If Trump and typos can trend, everything else can bend. We are only human after all.

Behold, the perfect distribution plan. This will make the founders trillionaires by 2020 if their plan works out. Why not? The Forbes Top 1000 billionaires would want the 1,000,000 LUX tokens reserved for each of them, of course. They will most definitely invest a billion each and the masses will just follow like zombies. LUX here, there, and everywhere! Even Ralph Lauren will even think its trendy and desirable.

I'll be damned if the coin ends up in top 100 sometime in the future, with Dalai Lama, Oprah Winfrey, and Mark Zuckerberg trading in LUX tokens and hilltop mansions. But I can't say that I'll be surprised though.


Not to be taken as financial advice

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