George Carlin

So lately I’ve been listening to George Carlins stand up comedy and his audio books as well. I must say I would 10/10 recommend all of it. I adore George Carlin and can listen to him speak for hours.
Here’s some quotes by mr. Carlin that are personal favorites of mine.

1. . “People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand.”
2. “The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.”
3. “I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”