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That's fine Anike, I don't know what I wrote either so I guess it makes sense :D. According to the Aussie slang dictionairy, I was allowed to use "shithouse" so I had to implement it into the story.

An alternative then... Just for shits and giggles.

Sheila goes out durries instead
Old mate describes the other fella as "built like a brick shithouse".

Great post that was fun.

Oh my god. "Built like a brick shithouse." I'd be shitting myself laughing if someone said that.